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Monday, February 6, 2012

Consistent Inconsistencies!


            Even in this enlightened(?) age their remains an almost frenetic sense of propriety to safeguard society from unseemly images or strong language, exposure to which would no doubt irrecoverably corrupt those exposed to it. I initially referred to this phenomenon in my March 8th 2011 blog “Bizarre Sense of Priorities”. Whilst it might be justified in the more extreme examples, I wonder what it is that the moral gatekeepers are hoping to achieve. For those charged with this awesome responsibility, as an absolute minimum it should be expected that at least there should be some consistency in deciding that which is acceptable from that which is not.
            For example, the use of the word for liquid excrement has become acceptable whereas the word for the solid variety has not. Thus one can be “pissed off” with impunity but cannot describe their day as s—ty or this subject as complete bulls—t. I add the hyphens to appease the blogging Gestapo and to do my share in protecting any unsuspecting readers from possible moral turpitude. Similarly the word “bitch” is quite in order to define the gender of a dog, but unacceptable when used pejoratively as an assessment of a woman’s character –at least sometimes, but not always. There are also a growing number of words involving so called “political correctness” This is intended to convey the full meaning without actually mouthing or writing the complete words of normal language and offending the sensibilities. This is done by abbreviation as in f-word; b-word; c-word; s-word; n-word; a-hole; etc. If this trend continues it will soon be necessary to communicate in politically correct shorthand. “U r an a-hole & full of s-word, so f-word off!” -and so on!
                               In the case of pictorial images there are more inconsistencies. For some reason, the sight of certain parts of the body is deemed to be so morally damaging that they must be covered –despite the fact that 50% of the population possesses and unavoidably sees all of those offensive parts on a daily basis! I remember way back in the ‘60’s the sight of a female nipple in a publication was an offense, particularly amongst America’s morally uprighteous. Despite this ban, one of the then fledging adult publications, I think it was “Playboy”, within its pages deliberately included an image of a breast, including the forbidden nipple.  Predictably this produced the expected degree of apoplexy amongst the self appointed up-tighteous custodians of morality. Representatives of the magazine duly appeared at a subsequent hearing to justify such blatant disregard of the rule. In their defense they showed the complete picture which turned out to be that of Johnny Weissmuller in his cinematic role as Tarzan!
                            More recently, the programme “Survivor” has achieved its success due at least in part to the sight of scantily clad, attractive young people disporting themselves in a variety of tropical settings. Here the public watchdogs have generously permitted the sights of abundant mammary cleavage to remain intact -to an arbitrary point, beyond which the offending area(s) are blurred out before anything as inflammatory as a nipple surfaces. However, there is now a new twist. During scenes where contestants are bending over, “bum cracks” now receive the blurring treatment! This "crack down" is particularly inexplicable. With no risk of deadly nipple exposure how on earth the mere sight of a portion of undulating anatomic topography can possibly be considered to present any risk to the viewer is beyond me. 
                           The extraordinary and sustained furor which erupted following Janet Jackson’s so called “wardrobe malfunction” at Superbowl XXXVII was also inexplicable. She actually was wearing a small floral disc (I think the correct term is “pastie”) to cover the demonic nipple so what was all the fuss about? This is an example of the neurosis that seems to grip the US psyche and nourished by the sensationalistic media. Just read the extent of the Wikipedia page on the subject:-
                           Happily the rest of the world seems to be emerging from all this. Indeed there are an increasing number of TV stations, which provided that the requisite “viewer discretion” advisory precedes the transmission (-and which probably boosts viewership!), are showing programmes with language and bodily exposure which only a few years ago would have been out of the question.
                           I conclude with a famous story from the Scottish comedian Billy Connolly which gives some idea of how much more tolerent of Europe has become of "edgy" material. The joke was originally aired in the 1970’s when things were much more restricted and there was much sucking of teeth and serious misgivings about how it would be received. Nowadays it would be at worse considered to be in rather poor taste.
                           Billy recounted how a man confided to his friend in a pub that he had murdered his wife. Not surprisingly the friend refused to believe him whereupon he was taken to the man’s house where the dastardly deed took place. “I buried her in the back garden” he announced and invited his friend to look at her grave. Sure enough there was a mound of freshly dug earth but surprisingly the rear end of the body was still sticking above the ground. “Why did you leave her bum sticking out?” the friend exclaimed -to which the reply was. “Well, I needed somewhere to park my bike!” See:-   


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